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تاريخ التسجيل : 07/10/2009
|موضوع: A joke الأربعاء 13 يوليو 2011, 6:02 am|| |
LOOKING FOR WORK
> A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced
> that we cut off a man's testicles, we put them into another man, and in 6
> weeks he is looking for work."
> The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of
> the brain out of a person, we put it into another person's head, and
> in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
> A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out
> half of the heart from a person, we put it into another person's chest,
> and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
> The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you
> are way behind us....in the USA, about 2 years ago, we grabbed a
> person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him
> President of the United States , and now...the whole country is looking for