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|موضوع: Short English Jokes! الجمعة 13 سبتمبر 2013, 14:43|| |
Short English Jokes
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to
think it’s important.
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master: No Madam, I am afraid it's too heavy.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesday, I go Friday.
Teacher: Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
Little Johnny answered: Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king.
They say an Englishman laughs three times at a joke. The first time when everybody gets it, the second a week later when he thinks he gets it, the third time a month later when somebody explains it to him.
Two old men, Dick and Norton were sitting next to each other on the London subway. Their hearing isn't good.
Dick mutters: "Is this Wembley?"
"No", says Norton, "'it's Thursday."
Dick answers: "OK then, let's find a pub and have a drink."
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!