MEDICARE "Part G" - Nursing Home Plan Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself. The government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, w

MEDICARE "Part G" - Nursing Home Plan

Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of
yourself. The government says there is no Nursing Home care
available for you.

So, what do you do?

You opt for "Medicare Part G".

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. Youare allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you'll receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library,and all the Health Care you need.

Need new teeth? No problem.
Need glasses? That's great.
Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart?

They are all covered!

Who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a
nursing home.

As an added bonus you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.

Now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

Is this a great country or what?