The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided
that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice
together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put
up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The
town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids"

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics
and High Colonics" - no go.

Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down
again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable
again!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance. "Nuts and Butts" -
no way. So "Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good. "Loons and Moons" - forget
it.

Almost at their wits' end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr.
Jones - Odds and Ends"

Everyone loved it.

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